Gas...

Today's English episode was very hilarious... I'll explain the title later on, just wait.

First off, Heath was wearing another fabulous shirt. Led Zeppelin! Then he starts going on about my  shirt, "Amy, Mick Jagger left the band in 1984, you can't have a 1985 shirt!" Then, he starts making a couple funny yet weird faces at me. I make a few back and Heath's eyes widen in shock.

Kendall and Heath are the greatest arguers ever. Both have great comebacks, but you guys know I favor Heath's more. I think Kendall was telling Heath he was overly gay, so Heath jokes back, "If I was gay, would I be wearing this chartreuse blouse that was 40% off on the sale rack, hmm?" Kendall says something back but it wasn't good enough, so Hannah and I share a glance and laugh about what Heath said.

Oh yeah, Mr. Kevin was talking about prepositional phrases, and tells us about having to sing a song to him. Heath stands up and goes, "Can't I just sing Stairway to Heaven?!" He then looks at me for my response, and notices I'm laughing REALLY hard. Heath then smiles at me. (SCORE!)

Oh, and another thing. Mr. Kevin  was teaching us about prepositional phrases some more, when he goes, "Okay, who has got the GAS in this class, Heath?!" He says, looking over at him. "We all know it's you!" Mr. Kevin blames. Heath puts his arms in the air, shrugs, and protests, "I'm being framed! It wasn't me!"  The class uproared in laughter. Mr. Kevin then goes behind his desk and returns back out with an airisol can! He starts spraying it around the room, and a lot at Heath's table. Mr. Kevin goes back to the corner and says, "It's ridiculous, I can smell it all the way from here!" The whole class had barrels of laughter, I was laughing so hard my head was on my desk! The class then gets looks on their faces, wondering why Heath has no response to this. He notices and goes inbetween coughing, "-I'd say something but I can't breathe!-"

Then, when Heath gets over the airisol can and stops coughing, he goes, "You know what? When I grow up, I'm going to write a book. 'Mr. Kevin, the Meanie' the first page will go like this, 'So, it was a cold December 4th, when the MEANIE decides to frame me for having gas...!" Heath goes on, but I can't remember what he said.

So yeah, that English episode was very funny. :D